Get Goose

In the 1992 movie “Boomerang,” Eddie Murphy’s character, Marcus Graham, has a major foot fetish and believes pretty women should have pretty feet. While in bed together, he pulls back the covers and peeks at Lela Rochon’s toes. Bat claws…much like the things hanging off the end of my feet right now. I need a pedicure. First, I need to find the time. Then, I need a pedicure. Somehow diapers, and laundry, and emails, and dust bunnies have taken over my life. I guess all of those open-toed shoes will have to wait a few more days. I could seriously hang upside down from these things.