Get Goose

So, today, for some insane reason, I decided to total up my yearly spendings at a certain coffee house here in town. Maybe it’s because I just got my American Express bill and am now trying to figure out how to Houdini that cash into my pocket. I frequent this place about five times a week and I get the same thing every time: a grande non-fat chai latte and a piece of blueberry reduced fat coffee cake. The “reduced fat” part makes me feel better about shoving something sweet down my throat first thing in the morning. My bill is always $6.12. Which means, $30.60 a week, or $1,591.20 a year. Hmm, still not enough to pay off the AmEx. Guess I’ll have to come up with some other scheme.