Boot Camp.

April 28, 2008

Who? Me.

What? First day of Operation Boot Camp (aka Kick Your Ass Camp). A 30-day commitment to intense exercise and healthy eating…just shoot me.

When? This morning. 5:30am. It was still dark outside. Me and the raccoons, on our way to Boot Camp.

Where? A park near my house. Down-pouring rain. The “park” grounds are also home to a mental health facility and sewage plant. The perfect setting for my wild hysteria and pooping explosions, both brought on by incredible amounts of sit-ups, dips, push-ups, and running.

Why? Temporary insanity and a burning desire to run until my lungs explode.

How? God only knows how I made it through today. And I’m really hoping He has a plan for tomorrow too.

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2 Responses to “Boot Camp.”

  1. Jess said:

    You are going to do great at boot camp! I promise!

  2. Gluteus. « Get Goose said:

    [...] Medius and Gluteus Minimus? Me neither. But, I found out today, after the 1,000th leg lift I did in Boot Camp this morning. For the most part, my buttocks just follow me around, minding their own business. [...]

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