Boot Camp.
April 28, 2008
Who? Me.
What? First day of Operation Boot Camp (aka Kick Your Ass Camp). A 30-day commitment to intense exercise and healthy eating…just shoot me.
When? This morning. 5:30am. It was still dark outside. Me and the raccoons, on our way to Boot Camp.
Where? A park near my house. Down-pouring rain. The “park” grounds are also home to a mental health facility and sewage plant. The perfect setting for my wild hysteria and pooping explosions, both brought on by incredible amounts of sit-ups, dips, push-ups, and running.
Why? Temporary insanity and a burning desire to run until my lungs explode.
How? God only knows how I made it through today. And I’m really hoping He has a plan for tomorrow too.







April 30, 2008 at 6:47 pm
You are going to do great at boot camp! I promise!
May 7, 2008 at 2:32 am
[...] Medius and Gluteus Minimus? Me neither. But, I found out today, after the 1,000th leg lift I did in Boot Camp this morning. For the most part, my buttocks just follow me around, minding their own business. [...]